DON'T BE AFRAID, THESE TIES ONLY LOOK MEAN

I recently read about Jared Paul Stern's Skull & Crossbones Ties. I am not sure why, but I like them. They are a good alternative to your basic preppy tie. These ties still look respectable, but just have a tiny bit of an edge. The edgy, brooding, brilliant, talented, glasses wearing guy I hope to marry someday would definitely think they were cool. By the way, if anyone knows a guy like that, please let me know and/or hook me up.